Bring that sweet ass over here.

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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hash browns will be served at my wedding

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More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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Playing cubs II by (Tambako the Jaguar)